Boy Scout Troop 325
Scoutmaster Minute
Top Ten Signs You're In A Bad Boy Scout Troop
March 28, 2006
Based on the David Letterman Show July 31, 2001
Larry Polyak, Scoutmaster

On these less formal PLC nights I thought I'd do a minute that is more fun and less lecture.

Tonight I have the Top Ten Signs You're In A Bad Boy Scout Troop, adapted from those on the David Letterman show on July 31, 2001.

10. You get a merit badge for picking the winning LOTTO numbers
9. You help old ladies across I-280
8. First rule in your scout handbook is: "Don't blame me - he did it first!"
7. You're part of a very special troop called the Soprano family
6. To become an Eagle Scout, you have to wear feathers and run down the street screaming like an eagle
5. The scoutmaster holds meetings at the corner liquor store
4. You get busted for selling knot-tying secrets to Russian Boy Scouts
3. Scout master hands out his favorite campfire treat -- Marlboro Lights
2. Troop motto: "Be prepared...to lie on the witness stand"
1. Every year you have to put on a skirt and go door-to-door selling cookies

Thanks for laughing.